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PORTFOLIO // RECENT TRIAGE

We fix stagnant brands.

Three case studies of high-friction creative execution. No brand alignment workshops. Just raw commercial repair that converts.

100%

unpolished truth

0%

polite fluff

Harsh direct flash photo of a rusted iron padlock snapped open on a heavy chain, gritty texture, high contrast.
Harsh direct flash photo of a rusted iron padlock snapped open on a heavy chain, gritty texture, high contrast.
Moody fluorescent lit close-up of a heavy industrial wrench lying on a grease-stained concrete floor, stark shadows.
Moody fluorescent lit close-up of a heavy industrial wrench lying on a grease-stained concrete floor, stark shadows.
/ THE EVIDENCE

Rescued from polite purgatory.

Real campaign assets from the Shoreditch basement. We replace safe, invisible marketing with high-friction creative that demands attention on the London tube.

Case 01: Ironclad DTC

Case 02: Bolt Logistics

A legacy hardware brand dying of polite consensus. We deployed raw, unpolished street campaigns across East London. Immediate 40% conversion spike.

A B2B logistics giant lost in corporate jargon. We stripped their copy down to the unpolished truth. Zero fluff. 3x inbound pipeline in 90 days.

Raw Campaign Assets

COMMERCIAL REPAIR

Hard metrics of brand triage.

140%

Average conversion lift

24 hrs

Triage diagnosis time

£12M+

Client revenue repaired

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